Guys why am I laughing so hard?
PE teacher wearing 10 layers: It's not cold
PE teacher with a huge umbrella: Man up. It's just rain
PE teacher who is fat: My grandmother could run more laps than you!
PE teacher who is single: If you stay this fat no one will like you!
PE teacher who cannot do sports at all talking to a professional athlete who excels in what he does: You're doing it wrong